
Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
( , Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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'Noon, DP. Nice to see you back here!
(Jeesus - you do live up to your screen-name, don't you?)
*clicks*
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:37, 1 reply)

Gyms seem to be fucking insane.
"I'd like to cancel my membership"
"no"
"I'd still like to cancel"
"We're going to sue you".
Where the hell do these cuntmuffins get off?
( , Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:07, closed)
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