im a bird on my own
and there was a moth in the bathroom and that. i couldnt catch it with the fucking hoover pipe and i didnt want to get near it so i killed it with half a fucking can of elnett. i dunno what i thought hairspray would do but basically it didnt stop flying, just dragged its sorry half fucking dead carcass around while shedding several layers of moth-skin until it finally gave up the ghost fifteen long minutes later in the sink where i rammed it down the plughole with the end of daves toothbrush.

i should take this shit to qotw

oh wait i did HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so yer, i cant be arsed with gyms full of sweaty people innit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 8:07, 12 replies)

the same thing totally happened to me
except I was eating a packet of monster munch and it wasn't a moth, it was a chihuahua and I'm not a girl and my girlfriend is a supermodel and I totally drive a Ferrari
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 8:11, closed)

wait if this wins im totally posting my tits and minge and that

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 8:12, closed)

if this wins I'm totally posting my anus

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 8:17, closed)

if this wins i'll totally let you all finger me with your wotsit stained fingers on the back of the 121 and then laugh when you pull out your little maggot and say yer i fancy you but does jamie from science class 3 have a bird

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 8:30, closed)

Oh dear
Drugs can do terrible things to people...

Now about those wotsit fingers...
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:58, closed)

GAZ me your mobile number you teenage harlot

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:15, closed)

He needs to text you for some nerd-loving!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:18, closed)

and who doesnt?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:23, closed)

haha you cant send me that!!!!
gimme five mins and i'll send you that pic
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:21, closed)

Me too!
I've got a semi on here ;-)
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:53, closed)

Holy fukc..
There was a moth in my toilet yetserday morning and it was still there trying to get out when I got home from work 10 hours later. Just swimming round and round in the pissy water.

I pissed on it and flushed a few times but the fucker was going no where. Then I felt bad. Then I scooped it out with a loo roll tube and put it on the cystern. It was gone when I went back.

I like to think that his moth friends all call him pissyface now.
(aroe_m0rre, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:06, closed)

oh man you should totally take that shit to qotw
oh wait you have HAHAHAHAHA
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:24, closed)