Gyms
Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
( , Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
( , Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Run away!
Ah the gym, the smell of people working out, the sight of bouncing womens jubblies whilst they pretend to run 5 miles. I don't get there enough to shed the weight caused by far to many pizzas. Working out alone is boring but when you're with friends it's OK.
Anyways, after the gym came a nice relaxing swim. Well, usually relaxing until we knew that when late at night nobody used the pool we could have some fun. It started harmlessly enough, beating the shit out of each other with the floats and then it moved on to us bringing a small football in to play with. It was normal for one of us to go home feeling semi concussed after having a ball fly into the side of your head at high speeds.
The other cool thing was the women, oh yes there were some hotties there for all to see. The steam room was the best place as they would generally lay down on the seats, a well positioned man would have a problem hiding the evidence that he was perving, unless he made the quick dash out of the steam room and jumped into the pool, which would then feel like you were jumping into a lake in the Arctic. Guaranteed boner removal.
So yea, gyms are good for perving at women in tight clothing/swimsuits depending where you are and for seeing who can hold their breath the longest in the pool before almost drowning.
Sorry for length, she was wearing the smallest bikini top ever!
( , Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)
Ah the gym, the smell of people working out, the sight of bouncing womens jubblies whilst they pretend to run 5 miles. I don't get there enough to shed the weight caused by far to many pizzas. Working out alone is boring but when you're with friends it's OK.
Anyways, after the gym came a nice relaxing swim. Well, usually relaxing until we knew that when late at night nobody used the pool we could have some fun. It started harmlessly enough, beating the shit out of each other with the floats and then it moved on to us bringing a small football in to play with. It was normal for one of us to go home feeling semi concussed after having a ball fly into the side of your head at high speeds.
The other cool thing was the women, oh yes there were some hotties there for all to see. The steam room was the best place as they would generally lay down on the seats, a well positioned man would have a problem hiding the evidence that he was perving, unless he made the quick dash out of the steam room and jumped into the pool, which would then feel like you were jumping into a lake in the Arctic. Guaranteed boner removal.
So yea, gyms are good for perving at women in tight clothing/swimsuits depending where you are and for seeing who can hold their breath the longest in the pool before almost drowning.
Sorry for length, she was wearing the smallest bikini top ever!
( , Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)
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