A chap I work with...
...was getting ribbed one night when a few of us had gone out for drinks, because whenever he went to the loo at work, he was gone for ages and his colleagues had started to notice.

He sheepishly explained that it was because it took him ages to take all his clothes off and then put them back on again.

Ever since he was a child, he had been unable to 'go' with clothes on. Every time he went to the loo, for either a number two or a number one, he had to take his clothes off and hang them on the peg of the room (naturally, he couldn't use urinals) before he could relieve himself. He would then wash his hands and get redressed.

Of course, this caused great amusement, so we told absolutely everyone, and he is now known to all and sundry around the company as 'that guy who can only poo naked'.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:02, 3 replies)

Me too
I much prefer pooing naked, although trousers and pants around my feet counts. I don't *have* to though, and it doesn't apply to peeing either.
(Vainomoinen went looking for the Sampo on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:34, closed)

Me too.
I'm concerned about splash-back and the like so not having a shirt dangling down seems sensible to me.
I'd rather be known as a naked shitter than someone with shit on his shirt.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 18:45, closed)

wash his hands and get redressed
surely he gets dressed before leaving the cubicle?
(tubeman trousers, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:35, closed)

One of the best things about our office
is very nice toilets where each and every cubicle has its own sink. Cubicle is probably a bit of a misleading word, actually - they're more like individual facilities.

Elsewhere, I suppose he has to redress then wash, yeah.

EDIT: Now changed for clarity
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:47, closed)

I think it feels weird
If I'm poopin' in the buff, say if I'm getting ready for a shower, I always feel slightly uncomfortable. Don't know why though.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:42, closed)