I am physically incapable of using urinals under normal circumstances
It doesn't matter how desperate I am, I hate the things, and I'll always aim for a cubicle with a proper bog in instead. If the toilets are otherwise empty and I can 'open the floodgates' at a urinal before anyone else comes in, I'm fine, but if I haven't already started, I have to pretend I'm just finishing and try again later.

Oddly, I have the same issue at the outdoor urinals they have at festivals, but will happily piss up the fence instead.
(bblgoose, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:06, 9 replies)

Tiny willy?
(viciousal, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:13, closed)

i'm reliably informed not
but then, she could be wrong. Showers and other such group nudity situations don't phase me in the least though.
(bblgoose, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:25, closed)

Actually I don't really like taking a #2 anywhere but my own toilet unless I must, not the same though is it.
(viciousal, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:30, closed)

Totally
Unles I'm drunk. Then a doorway will suffice. ;-)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:33, closed)

This is medically know as . . . .
'Shy Cock'
(jonnyninetails, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:19, closed)

Stagefright?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:20, closed)

Paruresis
according to t'pedia
(bblgoose, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:28, closed)

my mate
is very guilty of this, will go to the bogs and leave if anyone is there, even if hes in the cubicles too.

used to leave clubs just to go wazz in a back lane, then sometimes even have to pay to get back in (if they had no stamping procedure).

we still call it his "wee problem".


he also ALWAYS goes for a piss in my bog, did it when i lived at home and still does it in my new gaff. dont know why....
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:43, closed)

That's not OCD
you're just a pisswimp.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:53, closed)