o is for orange, o is for oddball
If I eat a piece of satsuma and it has a little retard-baby-sized segment of satsuma attached, I have to bite their heads off simultaneously and cleanly so the 'parent' and 'baby' segments don't have to watch each other die.

I will also stop people in public if they have noticeable blackhead pimples and inform them. If a friend has a blackhead, I can't see that friend until the offending blemish is gone. I once split up with a boyfriend who had a big blackhead on his chest and wouldn't get rid of it, and frankly, I'd do it again. I can't fucking bear dirty, disgusting, lumpy, pestilent, sebacious, shiny, menacing blackheads. GAH!
(dancebiscuits, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:40, 8 replies)

How about white heads
wrong wrong wrong
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:47, closed)

I can deal with them a little more easily because they can appear quite suddenly rather than blackheads, which require a good couple of weeks to fester and build up, which implies dirty, lazy, greasiness.

It's wigging me out already, just thinking about it.
(dancebiscuits, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:00, closed)

Ah but do you do the public spirited thing and offer to squeeze the offensive blighters out for them? I mean perhaps they don't know they are easy to squeeze out and hugely rewarding to do so?
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:30, closed)

I offer to do my boyfriend's but he gets a bit shirty about it for some reason. Not sure I could stomach doing a stranger's, although I would probably frogmarch them to the nearest department store bathroom and stand over them until they removed the offending blemish.
(dancebiscuits, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:54, closed)

I quite like it when...
... my girlfriend finds one on me and squeezes it. Mostly they're ingrown hairs (I'm quite hirsute) so cleanliness doesn't really enter into it).

It's primate grooming for hairless apes, I reckon.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:34, closed)

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An ex of mine has quite large pores and though she was clean. they would easily fill up.

I used to take great delight in emptying them :-(
( Boot I want to know what you meant, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 9:29, closed)

ingrown hairs?!!!??
DAMMIT MAN! I'm literally wringing my hands and grinding my teeth at my desk. My boyfriend gets them on his legs too and they also drive me quite insane

Exfoliate, sir. Exfoliate.
(dancebiscuits, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:24, closed)

Satsuma trauma
I have to leave the last piece of a satsuma in my mouth without biting it for as long as I possibly can. Can have a manky citrus skin sitting in there for hours sometimes. The shame.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:53, closed)