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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.

(, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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Yogurt and flies
I have a Muller Fruit Corner for pud after my lunch and have suddenly realised that I follow the same bizarre habit:

Remove foil. Lick off excess yogurt and then any excess fruit sauce, in that order
Fold foil so that I am left with a 1/4 sized triangle
Fruit sauce compartment in container MUST be oriented to the top left corner, which will require some rotation of the entire container. If already in its correct position, rotate container 360 degrees.
Little bit of sauce on spoon, dip in yogurt. Eat.
Little bit of sauce on spoon, dip in yogurt. Eat.
Little bit of sauce on spoon, dip in yogurt. Eat.
Spoon all sauce into yogurt and mix thoroughly. Eat and finish.
Use finger to scoop out any remaining yogurt.
Place folded foil covering into empty yogurt compartment.

Second weird thing is that I am so terrified that I've forgotten to do up my flies after a man wee that I can be seen checking them when I come out of the latrine, even if I've checked before. If I don't check, yep, you can gaurantee I've not rezipped.

Weird habit stopped as soon as I started wearing button fly jeans...
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:50, 4 replies)
The checking the flies thing...
...I literally have to stop myself from checking my flies whenever I stand up, just in case. Half the time, I can't stop myself and people think that I am scrating due to knob-rot etc. I completely sympathise with you.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:54, closed)
Yay!
I do wonder if I'd be more worried of people thinking I was fiddling with myself or walking around with the little chap out! Actually, probably the latter is worse...
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:01, closed)

I wish I did this.

I always forget to check when leaving public toilets. At home I often don't bother, as I'm an idle slob that lives alone. This doesn't go down so well in public.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:02, closed)
For a sly way of checking my flys....
I put my hands in my pockets andpull apart, if they are undone, you'll be able to tell, and you'll show your nob to anyone passing, but at least you don't look like you are fondling yourself.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:05, closed)

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