Bizarre habitsSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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'Masturbate on you'?You sound like such a fucking charmer.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:23,
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Yeah, I'd always use the work "wank" or "cum over your beautiful tits".Still, not everyone has the way with words that I do..
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:37,
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"Hey honey would you mind putting down that iPad for a minute so we can have a chat?""I'LL SPUNK ON YOUR TITS"
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Theoban What of it, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:39,
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Surely that would be 'masturbate onto you'?'Masturbate on you' implies some sort of sweaty, clumsy frottage.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:20,
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