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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.

(, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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but not when my gf's in the car
When i come down the slip road to join the motorway I often find myself saying 'increase to attack speed' like off of starwars as I wind up to 80mph in my mighty 1.4L hatchback.
I also have to eat my veg before the rest of my meal to 'get it out of the way'.
also after I beat up Mr T I have to have amazing sex with half a dozen really HOT nymphos (added to compensate my manliness for the veg comment).
(, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:00, 7 replies)
I do that with the veg. Get the crap out of the way first!
(, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:08, closed)
Why bother with the veg at all?
It's only going to prolong your miserable, meaningless existence
(, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:19, closed)
Speak for yourself sunshine!
There are shorter term benefits too
(, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:25, closed)
Damn straight.
If I eat only meat and chips I feel like crap afterwards. Probably because I'm not a lion.
(, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:43, closed)
Lions don't eat chips, you tit

(, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 20:04, closed)
I sometimes say
"Stay in attack formation" and line the car infront up with the top of the steering wheel.

Then the M4 is very tedious.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:33, closed)
I say "Punch it Chewie"
My wife looks at me cluelessly.
I can't wait till my son is old enough so I can teach him to say it too.
I might even let him put the car into fifth for me.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:15, closed)

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