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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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When telling job applicants whether or not they've been successful
After I've said their name and commented a little on how they've come across, I just can't help pausing for about five minutes, while playing a drum-roll on timpani.

I don't know why - I just can't help myself.

It's just so satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:37, 8 replies)
pfft
I think proper judges should do that in court before sentencing

Edit: Happy B3taday btw
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:49, closed)
This.
I did jury service last year, and I was sitting behind the foreman.

When she was asked for the verdict, it was incredibly difficult not to go "Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ... " as she stood up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:51, closed)
May I point out that
the only place where the candidate gets the job (or not) at the end of the interview is MacDonalds?
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:55, closed)
And the X-factor
And a host of other silly "reality" TV shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:56, closed)
.
Are you Louis Walsh?
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:01, closed)
Are you calling me a poof?!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:12, closed)
"Lord Vagabond will see you now..."
*tense music*
*worried looks*
*more tense music*
*camera focuses on bead of sweat*

"You're not hired."

PS. Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Cloudane, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:22, closed)
Hooray!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:24, closed)

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