reading the labels on products in the bathroom
I have many odd habits but one that isn't too wierd (at least in my opinion) is that I can't go number 2 without something to read. Consequently I will read anything that comes to hand, generally the ingredients list on the back of shampoo, deodorant etc etc.

I have to check that the alarm clock is turned off 5 times before leaving the house, as well as checking the iron is off when I leave, then once the door is closed I have to go back in and check again. Fairly routine stuff I think.

I also make lists about everything, I fill my Outlook calendar with simple tasks that a better man wouldn't even need to write down let alone commit to the diary, sync to the iphone and even then constantly worry about until the task is complete.

Blah blah lack of unfunnies, apologies, obligatory length joke etc etc
(mr_spongmonkey, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:50, 5 replies)

I do the bog reading thing too
I've had times where I've been desperate for a shite, and been running round the house, bum clenched, looking for a newspaper or something.

Then it's all over before I've even read the headline...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:53, closed)

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Me too.

Even better - when I was a kid, we had a bathroom with a slightly wonky lino floor.

I discovered it was an excellent shape for playing marbles, while sitting on the bog. The floor was slightly sloped toward the throne, but by the door it was flat. I would send about 10 marbles across the room, where mostly they would stop by the door. Then I would throw more marbles at them, to try and bounce them off the door so they would roll back to me.

Sometimes would keep me amused for an hour. Surprised I didn't get piles.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:00, closed)

yup
I need to read on the toilet hunting around for some shiterature. The same goes for eating. I can't sit at the table with food and not have something to read.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:07, closed)

Ingredients: polyethoflurocicizanzanlikrusumasaithelene B, wosafrasakuniculamaforesomelene
Meh.. that's when an iPoo is for. Er I mean iPad.
(Cloudane, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:18, closed)

i
used to like to misread deodorant cans, so they'd say 'do not pierce or bum, even when empty'
( Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:57, closed)