Bizarre habitsSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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To the tune of "Hymn of the Soviet Republic"Which can be heard here:
folk.ntnu.no/makarov/temporary_url_20060919zkkfg/anthem-sovietunion-1977-bolshoith.mp3
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VERSE 1:
Eating your dinner sorted by veg and then meat
Making sure the bean juice doesn't touch the chips
Labelling the contents of the fridge so it's neat
Bumping each side when you bang one of your hips
CHORUS:
Can't stop arranging furniture, using set-squares to make it sure
Obsessively scrubbing your hands a lot
Paranoid about all the germs — worried that you just might catch worms
Sorting your books by the size not title
VERSE 2:
Checking to see if the door's locked a dozen times,
Before you can leave and then drive off to work
But you have to take a diff'rent route each morning,
And check in the back seat should killers do lurk
CHORUS:
Can't stop arranging furniture, using set-squares to make it sure
Obsessively scrubbing your hands a lot
Paranoid about all the germs — worried that you just might catch worms
Sorting your books by the size not title
VERSE 3:
You have to be naked when you go take a crap
You have to be alone when you take a pee
Setting your alarm clock so it's an odd number
Such is the restraints of having OCD
CHORUS:
Can't stop arranging furniture, using set-squares to make it sure
Obsessively scrubbing your hands a lot
Paranoid about all the germs — worried that you just might catch worms
Sorting your books by the size not title
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:07,
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In Soviet RussiaOCD suffers from YOU!!
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:55,
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