Bizarre habitsSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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"What is this life, if full of care?We have no time to stand and stare."
Really.
There are girls to be chatted up, beers to be drunk, films to watch and bands to listen to.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:35,
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I don't stand and stareas that'd draw attention to myself, so I dawdle past giving furtive glances.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:45,
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Pffft."The best chat-up line a man can have is a wedding ring."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:54,
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I find'You don't sweat much for a fat bird' normally does the trick.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:03,
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SeeI don't chat up fat chicks.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:08,
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They don't have to be fat.It's from that book about becoming a pick-up-automaton. It's called 'negging' a girl i.e. subtly denigrating her to lower her self esteem so she'll be more receptive to your advances.
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CandleHaaaaapy candle day.
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