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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.

(, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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I have the terrible habit of saying certain phrases aloud in certain situations. They are from old old cartoons and TV in the '60's and no one ever gets the reference. They just think I am a dotty old lady muttering to myself.

My favorites are:
On misunderstanding what someone said-"Moo, Moomoo moo, mooomoomoo, Moo!" "They WHUUT?!?"

During the occasion of a lapse in a student's or child's attention- "Pay attent- Ah say, pay attention, boy!" In a heavy mint julep accent.

On getting ready to leave-"Alright Clancy, take the bhoys and surrrround the house." (in a really bad Irish cop accent)

Upon acertaining someone's motives- "Sure you are, rabbit, sure you are."

In the case of being thwarted- "and your little dog, too!" OR "Want some fire, Scarecrow?"

If someone is starting to perform the exact wrong action- "Ack! Not the wed one,never push the WED one!"

When I can't figure out instructions- "We are gremlins, from the Kremlin," to the tune of Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody.

On becoming frustrated with an idiot family member- "Oongambu bahguyea, oongambu bahguyea." in a chant.

In the aftermath of a major screwup on my part-"Fortunately, Ah keep mah featheahs numbahed fo' just such an uhmergency." also in a heavy mint julep accent.

Upon being satisfied- "I'm a happy miser." in a little helium voice.

You can pretty much gauge my mood and mental status by what cartoon I am quoting that day. All four of my brothers do this too, to various extents. I also can't watch anyone leaving until they are out of sight for fear they won't return.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 1:47, 2 replies)

I got EVERY ONE of those cartoon quotations...apart from my brothers, I have never met someone so well versed in the ways of the classic 'toon. *bows down*
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 3:59, closed)
Why,
thank ya, thankyaverramuch.

"Now if my friend were IN the oven would I strike a match and light it, Officer?"
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 4:08, closed)

Hahahaha. I need to stop grinning ear to ear.

"You've got to get up preeeetty early in the morning to outsmart this rabbit.....BOOOIIIING!!!"

"Yaah, he is completely cured. But don't mention his appearance, he might have a rrrrelapse."
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 4:40, closed)
Gotta love Leghorn Foghorn

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:54, closed)
^ this.

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:49, closed)

Taken off the original Senator Claghorn radio sketches.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 22:42, closed)
!
Is that who FL was based on? I gotta google that.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 5:47, closed)

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