For reasons unknown, a mate* ended up with two pairs of tickets to see Eddie Izzard.
He took his girl on the first night, during which Izzard was heckled, and put the heckler down very impressively - quick, funny, effective - nice. Just what he'd come for.

He ended up taking a mate with the other pair of tickets to the next night, where the same heckle came at the same time, eliciting the same put-down.




*Actually a mate, but he's known for his grumpiness, so this could be entirely untrue.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:18, 8 replies)

Perhaps it was an obvious place to heckle and my friend Eddie who I met when he was
street performer likes the heckler to invigorate the act. SHUTITSHUTITSHUTITSHUTIT
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:20, closed)

Of course, they use the same "clever" lines.
We do the same in "customer service" and the like. Has anybody here used a truly original line to anyone recently?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 18:58, closed)

YM

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 20:41, closed)

And by the sounds of it, the same "clever" hecklers.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 6:59, closed)

Yes, shame on me.
For some reason (probably drink) I missed the specifics of the post.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:03, closed)

Izzard is a cunt
The sleazy, smiling face of the PR department of a war criminal.
( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:32, closed)

^pinko

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:03, closed)

I can't be bothered googling.
Who's he doing adverts for?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:04, closed)