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It was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
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My mate Welsh Dave
My mate Dave is from Cardiff. He speaks with a strong Welsh accent. When he gets the inevitable comment about shagging sheep, he gives a stock answer of :

'We shag our sheep mate. But thats only cos we know you English eat them afterwards'.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:54, 7 replies)
why is he called welsh Dave?

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:54, closed)
To set him apart from all the other Daves, you silly.
It's a very common name in Wales, after all.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 20:08, closed)
what does Wales have to do with it?

(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 7:53, closed)
they could cook, we'd marry them.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 18:55, closed)
I am gloss painting tomorrow, I will remember this story and then cry.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 19:05, closed)

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 21:57, closed)
Don't laugh too hard Janet
The doctors might take it as a sign you are off your meds and take your crayons off you, for everyone's safety
(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:15, closed)

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