My mate Welsh Dave
My mate Dave is from Cardiff. He speaks with a strong Welsh accent. When he gets the inevitable comment about shagging sheep, he gives a stock answer of :

'We shag our sheep mate. But thats only cos we know you English eat them afterwards'.
(chutneyweasel, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:54, 7 replies)

why is he called welsh Dave?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:54, closed)

To set him apart from all the other Daves, you silly.
It's a very common name in Wales, after all.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 20:08, closed)

what does Wales have to do with it?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 7:53, closed)

If
they could cook, we'd marry them.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 18:55, closed)

I am gloss painting tomorrow, I will remember this story and then cry.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 19:05, closed)

HAHAHA WE HAVE A RIGHT LAUGH HERE DON'T WE?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 21:57, closed)

Don't laugh too hard Janet
The doctors might take it as a sign you are off your meds and take your crayons off you, for everyone's safety
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:15, closed)