Heckles IIIt was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
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I dunno, heckles are funnier when you are there...I remember going to see a bald headed chap perform stand-up. He wasn't the funniest person in the world, although, he did ask if anyone had any questions.
Some guy piped up at the back, "How come you're bald?"
He replied, "Because every time I suck your dad's cock he pats me on the head."
Funniest part of his routine. Probably planned it, looking back.
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$$ ✅, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:28,
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"Because after I bugger your mother she pats me on the head."would work a lot better to most audiences, unless it's a gay comedy club.
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Fat/gives me a biscuit, there's a few of these.
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