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It was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
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Rike Bage
My last incarnation was a keen cyclist (not me though, dunno why... just dont fancy it). I was also a sweary fellow back then (now I am all nice as you know! Sweeties XXX!)

A few months ago he - I was out cycling around the town, and stopped at a red light, as you should.

The young gentleman in the bright red car (sorry don't know the make, but perhaps it was a Honda Accord) wound down his window and said:

'You should wear a helmet.' (I never wore a helmet - the daredevil!)

Quick as a flash I responded:

'Yeah, like I wear a condom when I fuck your Mum.'

I then zoomed off as the lights had changed.

There you go, sweeties! An actually funny and true story - AS USUAL!


(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 18:28, 11 replies)
You scallywag and scamp

(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 11:25, closed)
Is this a defence mechanism?

I'm struggling to comprehend why you bother to be honest
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 12:57, closed)

(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 13:28, closed)
I sometimes wonder if the reply button was such a good idea
it seems half the 'tales' here are written nervously with the replies they might get in mind, making what was once the occasional chuckle reading through them into heaps of pitiful, uninteresting garbage
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 15:12, closed)
I'm not nervous of anything sweetie
Least of all all my fine felchsome fans on here!

They all love me So much!

(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 16:12, closed)
THanks sweetie

(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 16:12, closed)
Struggling, are we?
Never mind - SWEETIE!!!

Have a BIG HUG (((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))))

And some kisses

(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 16:10, closed)
We wish your dad had worn one.

(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 9:24, closed)
Thanks for the kind thought sweetie
but I don't have a dad. I am a Time Lord and was born from the Loom. House of Skagraxxadon.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 9:52, closed)
You should've pissed in your own mouth.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 9:28, closed)
Hard do to
when one is the owner of a vagina.

I will try though! What larx!

(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 9:53, closed)

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