Heckles II
	
	It was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.
	
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 Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
 
	
	I was the first one ever to do it.
 	Everyone - ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE - is copying ME.
Actually.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:15,
	
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	I invented jokes.
 	
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 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:24,
	
closed)
 
	
	I invented you.
 	
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 The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:41,
	
closed)
 
	
	Just cuz you were born a joke, doesn't make them your idea.
 	
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:42,
	
closed)
 
	
	^ started the whole world crying
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:38,
	
closed)
 
	
	I invented inventing things
 	Boom! Over.
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RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:06,
	
closed)
 
	
	I'm inventing your mum right now and she likes it.
 	
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 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 16:06,
	
closed)