Heckles II
It was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
Now YOU - YOU can fuck off.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:33,
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That's the yeast he can do.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:08,
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you shouldn't rise to it ... you'll only get knocked back
there's no knead to prove yourself
etc etc etc
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:02,
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Three rules of comedy NO PUNS NO PUNS AND NO PUNS
Often misheard as NO BUNS NO BUNS NO BUNS
or BUMS
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:27,
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...left unfingered.
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sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:11,
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