The comic shouted out "Anybody here from Scotland?"
To which the response was

"No - anybody up there with talent?"
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:54, 6 replies)

Everybody responded in unison? Or just one person said it?
It would seem unlikely for the whole audience to reply with the same thing at the same time, yet equally dubious that one person could possibly know the origin of all the members of the audience and take it upon his or herself to respond on their behalf, willy nillily.

I spot a flaw in your "story", moon monkey. What the fuck do you take us for?
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 12:31, closed)

Well see he could have been in his local pub
where he knows there isn't anybody from Scotland because he was stood there on his own see.
He never said there was anyone else there see. You made up that bit see.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:19, closed)

You are Columbo
AICMFP
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:28, closed)

three logicians walk into a bar
no amusing misunderstandings or ambiguous situations arise
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:37, closed)

For some reason
I read the response in a thick Glaswegian accent.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:29, closed)

Is there another kind?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jun 2014, 20:18, closed)