Helicopter ParentsBack when young ScaryDuck worked in the Dole office rather than simply queuing in it, he had to deal with a claimant brought in by his mum. She did all the talking. He was 40 years old.
Have you had to deal with over-protective parents? Get your Dad to tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:13)
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Uni BuddyI had a friend at Uni whos dad was in the Helicopter Unit for the South Wales Police Force.
His best story was when his dad found out he smoked because he saw him in a corner of the school playing field having a sly fag..... from 2000ft* whilst returning from a "mission" chasing some chavs in a stolen honda accord.
Maybe bullshit, but some time later, I questioned how his dad managed it, I'm hoping it was total coincidence that as they flew near the field he said "oo thats where my son goes to school, oo look that kid there with a distinctive coat looks a bit like him" rather than the police surveiling schools on a regular basis.
*I've no idea what height these things operate at, I needed a number, 2000 seemed good to me.
//edited for spelling
(, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:50, 5 replies)
might be true...a geezer once spun me a yarn at a wedding, he sussed what his missus had bought him for his 40th, as he was above the shopping area in Aldershot.
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(, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:55, closed)
Why would you go shopping in Aldershot?Unless it was for Lizzie Duke
(, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:09, closed)
More to the point, why would you go shopping in town. Do it online <clicks on Duke @ Argos>:)
(, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:14, closed)
Ah but you can't see it 'sparkle' onlinealso you can't steal other people's wallets online.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:14, closed)
I like this story..very amusing!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:00, closed)
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