I'm going to Hell...
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Great.
A load of people saying "first".
QOTW gets better every week.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:27,
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why read it then?
penis
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30,
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If I'm such a penis
why read my posts?
Penis.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33,
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If he's such a penis
Why bother to reply to his post?
Hang on...
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Cawl, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:35,
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If I'm bothering to reply to his post why hang on to my penis?
Penis.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:36,
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So if that isn't your hand at my crotch
I'm in for a world of disappointment.
Fuckin' great.
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Cawl, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:37,
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*lets go*
sorry....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:40,
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If my hand on your crotch is such a disappointment why try wearing my mittens as pants?
No. Hang on. If my crotch is such a disappointment when it cums it looks like a maggot being sick. No. Hang on. No. I'm lost.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:45,
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If my
m hand on your crotch is such a disappointment
why try wearing my mittens as pants?
No. Hang on. If my crotch is such a disappointment when it cums it looks like a maggot being sick. No. Hang on. No. I'm lost.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:49,
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FFS
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:51,
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Don't pretend
you don't like it.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:52,
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Because even the unfunniest of people will eventually say something amusing by accident
You're the exception though.
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GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:36,
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*prods*
WOBBLES.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:43,
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Woo!
wobbling fun time
*sexy prods*
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:45,
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This one is always here ready to be prodded.
IT'S ACE.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:46,
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first!
/penis
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KnackerDwarf, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:33,
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Actually, it stay's about the same for the first page of every week.
And just so I'm not left out, FIRST!
Ah, bugger.
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31,
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So does
your mum
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31,
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It's okay...
..the "woo I'm first but have no story" mob are all going to hell.
And the first one there will be all "Yay, first b3tan in hell!"
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emadex thinks the world will end on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:31,
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I ignore every single person
who does the first shit thing.
I currently have 30 people on ignore and expect this number to keep rising.
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McDave, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:07,
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