As a dirt poor but ingenious student
I may or may not have been involved in trawling the clubs of *name of city removed* selling a mixture of crushed up shit pills, third rate base and talcum powder to fucked people as 'top quality MDMA, mate'

Cost: Less than £2 a wrap
Resale value: £30-40

Probably the highest profit margin of anything I've ever been involved in, and I used to work in a Little Chef....

Not sure this qualifies me for Hell as all the junkie drug taking scum are heading there anyway, but it was pretty low.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:07, 3 replies)

Not as high as the margin..
...carefully scraping the letters "N U R O F N" from a brand of well-known pain-killer and selling them on as Ecstasy.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:13, closed)

Oh I don't know
You were both a student and a common thief. I think that ticks both of beelzebub's boxes.

Something tells me that the vast majority who have experimented with ecstacy will not automatically burn, and you must have moved in circles to obtain shit pills & base (whatever that is)to mix with your talc.

Pot, kettle, and black, my good man.
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:04, closed)

Yep Hell
You worked at Little Chef! Thats likethe sex offenders register of food. Or something.
(kitescreech still here, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:41, closed)