I know for a FACT that I am going to burn in hell!
I know this because someone told me so!

One evening in my Uni's bar, I casually popped to the pisser, while washing my hands a black guy of similar age (and perhaps a little intoxicated, but possibly not at all) informs me that "Yeah, you're going to burn in hell".

At this point it's worth pointing out that I was wearing
this t-shirt.

I cheerfully replied "But Jesus loved Dinosaurs!" He chuckled, nodded his head and said

"Maybe, but if you mock the lord, then you will burn in hell."

Me: "How is this mocking anyone?

Him: I'll pray for you *leaves*


So there you have it, I should abandon all hope of becoming fellow with God, and look forward to an eternity in hell.

Oh well, they have better music and I'll know people there :)

Will there be a B3ta-Bash in Hell on Judgement day then?
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:00, 3 replies)

That's a cool tshirt.
Any idea where i could get one?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:05, closed)

I got it from the B3ta shop
But that was a year or two ago, they don't seem to be there anymore. It's a MontyPropps design...
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:07, closed)

I had a row once
(well some nutter shouted at me about sin and evil blah blah blah and I walked off)

Because I was wearing a Jesus built my hotrod Ministry t-shirt!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:35, closed)