I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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The correct term for mug terrorism is .................Skiffing and its a particularly prevalent sport in the world of young soldiers and arsehole junior officers!
One of my previous bosses had knob cheese, snot and a sweaty arse crack finger run around the rim of his. I still continue to skiff CNUTS who get on my tits and my boss, being ex-RAF knows all too well to only ask me to make the brews if he's dropped me in for a couple of extra late shifts.
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nightly routinetake brief on hours of additional work from cunt boss - tiny tiny hands - yes ladies i know.
finish work.
piss in cunt bosses Celtic FC mug
peel back foreskin
apply liberal portion of spimf 'musk'around rim of mug
pop mug on draining board
go home
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:01,
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