Im an Undertaker
and generally i hate all religion because ive seen lots and lots of young people die of terminal illness or road accidents etc and have had to endure a preachy vicar saying how 'god chose them' and 'it was their time.' Thats bollocks to me, die when you're old.

Anyway, im going to hell because any funeral I have to sit through is normally spent trying to make my colleagues laugh and generally mocking weird hymns in the books and what not. Also rating all the female mourners in what order i would have sex with them
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:14, 4 replies)

Have a Click!
I always like to think of the undertakers as human, in spite of most of the evidence I've seen..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:16, closed)

im definitely human
and im a professional in front of the public and anyone that matters
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:33, closed)

I kind of meant...
That they must surely get angry at the unfairness, and sometimes sooo bored, so doubted their humanness because they didn't show any of that... but that's professionalism, that is..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:42, closed)

I'm good friends with an undertaker's son
And he helps out a lot with the business of undertaking.

He's regaled us with many tales of how the dead are treated when put into the hands of these people- it used to strike me as odd, but I suppose, dealing with dead bodies all the time, they would eventually stop being people, and start being objects.

I may share some of his tales this week...
( Thinker, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:24, closed)