i just walked into
my colleague's room and saw some new, huge photographs of his 2 year old crotchfruit.

fuck me, it is the most hideous beastchild i've ever seen. if it weren't for the fact that it is marauding around in one of them, displaying pink underwear, i would have no idea whether it was a boy or a girl. he caught me looking, so i had to smile and say sweetly:

"o my, cecil, what beautiful photographs!"

liars don't go to heaven...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:38, 6 replies)

The lesser of 2 evils methinks
It probably wouldn't go down to well with the big guy upstairs if you had shouted "Argh! Kill it! Kill it with fire and hammers!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:53, closed)

no, but
i really really wish i had.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:01, closed)

You just stick with
saying the photographs themselves are beautiful- nicely framed, capturing the life of the scene, etc. Then you're not lying!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:03, closed)

as in,
darling, marvellous is not the word?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:20, closed)

You could go the Seinfeld route
and say that the baby was stunning.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:00, closed)

Just had to say
Crotch fruit is the best word ever. When I'm confronted with pictures of fugly kids, a long drawn out 'awwwwww' kinda seals the deal without actually lying. Not an 'awww.. its cute', but an 'awww.. what a shame'
(Aruu does not put all her trust in root vegetables., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:28, closed)