
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I'm what Christians know as a Sodomite. In my defence, I must point out the obvious design flaw that God made by putting a Man's G-spot up his bum.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:13, 6 replies)

to that prostate thingy?
I'm intrigued (but not invite a willy in my rectal vicinity)
( , Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:32, closed)

poking a finger up there - its quite nice
*this in not an admission to having tried this*
( , Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:35, closed)

you use some type of lube product and trim your finger nails. A tear in your bowels isn't fun.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:48, closed)

God is a Sodomite. He only destroyed Sodom through jealousy of all the bum-love action he could not join in with.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:33, closed)
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