helllllll
I'm going for many a reasons (based on the Catholic standards of my upbringing)

I'm a poof and a dyke (bi-gender, look it up)

My gran was a bit of a cow to me so I pissed on her living room carpet

I've stolen from charities, more than once

I beat myself up and blamed my cousin

I steal my parent's hash

I've taken pleasure on standing on my sister's head

and that's just off the top of my head
but I like to be nice and toasty so bring it on
(frozen_ginger_beer, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:51, 8 replies)

You mean an hermaphrodite?
*confuses*
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:10, closed)

nope

hermaphrodite (intersex is the PC version these day though) is to do with sex
gender is not physical, tis in one's head

wiki
(frozen_ginger_beer, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:21, closed)

Of course....silly me.
I have enough trouble being one gender. It must be fucking hard work flitting between two.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:34, closed)

i like this and you.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:25, closed)

are you free over the festive period
for childrens parties

good rates, cute kids
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:42, closed)

never heard of bigender
"Because bigender is still a self-applied label, it is not possible to give a definitive outline of the typical bigender. Any description of a bigender is just an example of what someone who identifies as bigender might be like. Although there are patterns, the only firm characteristic is the sense of dual gender."

Sounds like nonsense to me.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:17, closed)

I was thinking^^
Is he/she (delete as appropriate) real, or telling us they have a big end? Cos it looked like that..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:37, closed)

my end
is as big as I want it to be :p
(frozen_ginger_beer, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:00, closed)