I'm going to hell for microwaving a cat for 10 minutes
in fairness, it was already dead and had been in a chest freezer for two days. It needed to be warmed up a bit as the owner wanted to take it home to bury it in the garden and their son wanted to cuddle it one last time. *shudders a bit*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:35, 10 replies)

do you have
"defrost a pet" settings on your work microwaves?
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:38, closed)

Sadly no
and it seemed a bit pointless seeing as rigor mortis had set in days ago, but the family were happy when presented with their now steaming pet.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:48, closed)

a niche market maybe?
could have little symbols down the side to warm up hamsters, rabbits, cats, small dogs etc?
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:01, closed)

I don't know whether to cringe or laugh
Though this is hardly the first answer in this QOTW that has caused that reaction. :(
(icassu, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:25, closed)

I forget
Is it Ketchup or Brown sauce with Cat ?
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:07, closed)

I'm not sure
But I'm told you should enjoy them with a nice bottle of white.
(icassu, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 20:33, closed)

I am the kind of person who thinks sick things are funny.
But this crosses the line.
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:50, closed)

oh fuck off you sactimonious cunt
she was trying to make a child happy. the cat was dead you sniveling prick. sadly your not.

EDIT: ive just read your 'best of'

fuck me, take an IQ test, go on i dare you

if you hit 80 i'll eat my fucking laptop
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 20:04, closed)

I forget
Is it Ketchup or Brown sauce with a laptop?

*realises I am totally monged*

*giggles and hugs Spimf*
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 21:52, closed)

did u
stop it after 5 minutes and turn it over..lol
( has two cups and one chick, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 21:11, closed)