i feel like I'm in hell at the moment
I am suffering from that horrendous and debilitating disease, man-flu, and can't sleep so am supping a couple of brandys to warm my cockles and help me pass out.

However, a cruel genetic defect means when I sleep after drinking spirits, my brain doesn't shut off properly so I get, according to my wonderful girlfriend, "a bit kicky".

This usually results in her transferring to the sofa.

Tomorrow I shall be both on death's door and in the doghouse.

Hell would be a welcome release.
( nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:11, 3 replies)

duct tape your feet together
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:06, closed)

I feel your pain ......
However, I tried a bottle of wine to knock me out and just stayed awake all night feeling even worse.

and yeah, duct tape is the way to go.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:28, closed)

alcohol is not the answer
That happened to me too. I just went to bed at 6am with a slight hangover slotting nicely into the mix of sniffling, aching and racking coughing fits.

As for the duct tape idea, I have a suspicion I may just breakdance my way out of bed and onto the floor with all the grace of a drunk walrus.

It got the thumbs-up from my other half.
( nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:55, closed)