I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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ChristingleI was told off by the Vicar for eating the currants off my Christingle while the service was still going on.
What a rebel eh?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:00, 3 replies)
Christingle?eh?
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 19:12,
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haha, currantswe got dolly mixtures
sux2bu, etc
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:35, closed)
back when I were a lad(y)we'd ate ALL the currants and any other sweets on there, tied the ribbon round our heads, halved the orange into boob cups and shoved the burning candle up our arse before the vicar batted an eyelid
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