He that is wounded in the stones,
or has his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Proof that Heaven's a load of bollocks.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:53, 4 replies)

Oh Damn
Really?
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:19, closed)

So...
Vasectomy is a mortal sin, but if you rape a virgin that's OK as long as you marry her? That's fair and balanced.

These religious types really do want the world swimming in unwanted babies, don't they?
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:01, closed)

:)
Nicely done, as ever, apeloverage. Thumbs up!
(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:01, closed)

Which is silly
because the Lord's congregation needs a few more sopranos.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:22, closed)