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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Gilbrecht and Solomon present:
dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum...

I am the very model of a left-wing intellectual
I'm Jewish and a communist and also homosexual
I fight for every evil and un-German ideology
Like Bolshevism, anarchy and Freudian psychology!

He fights for every evil and un-German ideology
and maybe he's a British spy who's stealing our technology!

I'm decadent, undisciplined, and not authoritarian
I don't believe the Japanese are altogether Aryan
I'm rather fond of gypsies and believe in relativity
I don't turn up to Hitler Youth, I'd rather have a cup of tea!

A decadent, undisciplined, Judeo-Communistic swine
We wish he'd find the energy to bugger off to Palestine!

(note: this is the fault of this post)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:37, 20 replies)
*Applauds enthusiastically*
Ladies and gentlemen, please show your appreciation for Ape.

Or you will be shot.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:40, closed)
This is all of teh win.

/does not want to be shot, but is also showing genuine appreciation
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:40, closed)
At last no puns.
This is funny and clever and I actually sang it out loud in the office.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:43, closed)
Nicely done!
I'm glad you made this a separate post.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:44, closed)

(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:49, closed)
Very good.
Very, very good.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:53, closed)
Once again, you win.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:59, closed)
This is full to the brim with excellence.
Knocks spots off some of Tom Lehrer's efforts, and fits the ictus to the rhythm of the music in a way that would make John Betjeman proud.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:04, closed)
Wooo! *whistle* *applause* *clickment*
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:15, closed)
With Cat-like tread...
With jack-boot tread
Amongst the Jews we walk,
To steal their homes
At this we do not baulk.
No mercy shown
To those we've disposessed
And when they moan
Objectors we'll arrest.

(softly): Tarantara, tarantara

Hmm, got to get back to work. Will keep thinking about this.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:16, closed)
So much win!

Is this Ludwig Wittgenstein by any chance?

*hasn't looked at the link*
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:12, closed)
This just rocks. Clicks
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:16, closed)

Marvellous, just marvellous :)

Thanks for making me smile, I used to love listening to G&S tapes when I was a lad. My dad was a big fan!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:52, closed)
Love it, but
I can't believe you didn't get 'vegetarian' in there with left-wing intellectual etc.

- Oh, hang on...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:30, closed)
Well done, bravo!

*throws roses*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:36, closed)
Top of the pile!
Nice work :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:54, closed)
Well done that Ape
Love it.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:58, closed)
is genius. Actual genius.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 13:56, closed)
Superb execution, if you don't mind me saying.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:41, closed)
the Communist Song:
I wrote so much on industry
that now I am the leader of the KPD...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:35, closed)

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