The Matthews family
I happened to have half an eye on the news when the Karen Matthews verdict was reported a couple of weeks ago.

It was at lunchtime; I spent the rest of the day trying to figure out how I'd have done it better. I couldn't see a way for the child to survive.

Oh, come on. I'm not the only one.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:08, 7 replies)

Enzyme
I'm shocked and disgusted with you.

The problem with stealing your own child is it's clearly never going to work. You should steal someone else's child, never let them see your face or hear your voice (remember Ransom, the Mel Gibson film?) and then "find" them later when the reward is big enough.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:11, closed)

I'm shocked and disgusted
by Mel Gibson.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:13, closed)

Ask the McCanns
In 20 years time there will be an "If we did it" book ala OJ Simpson
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:21, closed)

I know how I'd do it
But I'm not posting it on a public forum, just in case I have to use it.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:44, closed)

write a book about it
then get interviewed without any undergarments and make the fat plod sweat
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:45, closed)

Hmmm...
Michael Douglas is really old now.
I think he'd get heart failure.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, closed)

I'm sure you'd have come up with a way, Enzyme
Given that your intelligence is equal to that of the entire Matthews family to the power of 10.

Although that's probably overestimating their intelligence...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:31, closed)