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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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When in Rome
I used to travel through Rome airport for work and the place is just full of those dressed in black of the faith.
So as one with a rebellious nature, I decided to wear my favourite tee-shirt of the time, a CRASS one, for those you not into this band, there was a slogan on it "Jesus died for his own sin's not mine".
Personally I think I've condemned all those penguins who read it to Hell, judging by the looks of venom I received on such visits.

Serves them right for stealing everything from other religions then destroying them.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:05, 2 replies)
Crass were pretty much right really. I love the documentary where Penny talks about the Jean Paul Gaultier or whover it is, t shirt of Nagasaki Nightmare. David Beckham had one and thet tried blagging cash from him to keep the commune going. He didn't reply.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:50, closed)
If Jesus hadn't been a terrorist-encouraging subversive
who terrorised the old guys outside temple by knocking over their tables

who removed the income stream from blind beggars (if Life of Brian's anything to go by...)

and so on, he'd not have been crucified. It was very much his own fault.
Anyone else want to add to the list of why Jesus deserved it?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:36, closed)

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