Impulse buy items
im going to hell because when waiting in line at places like starbucks, morrisons and such places they always have impulse buy items such as chocolate and magazines,once their parents are sufficiently occupied by the transaction or their children are far enough away. I will get close enough and casually wisper to the little darlings 'im going to kill you' then stand back in line and act like nothing has happened... the look of shear terror followed by the crying and one of them actuallt wet themselves! gives me a warm feeling inside... i think it might be hellfire
(gingerbollocks 'happy and content' since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:46, 3 replies)

prick
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( SteamedCleaner, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:49, closed)

^this

(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:32, closed)

This
works better if you are a chicken, and Dr tran in next to a camp fire...
(danglesmurf, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 2:35, closed)