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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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this happened today
Ok here goes. Theres this teacher in my college, shes really fine .
For a joke my mate changed my bluetooth name to her name , saying miss arnott (name changed) is really fit.

I was playing some rnb tune on my phone , and she wanted me to send it to her, I told her what I thought my bluetooth name was. Then when she said she couldnt find it, we both clocked what it had been changed to.

There was this shocked look on her face, she stopped drinking her mineral water, and carried on like nothing happened. But she held me back after class.

After class, she made me wait for her to finish her salmon sandwich before she would talk to me. Then she said it was very innapropiate, and if it happened again, she would inform the deputy head.

Then I realised.

She was drinking mineral water.
She had been eating a salmon sandwich.

Miss arnott, was in fact, a bear.

She roared and lunged for me with her right paw, snarling at me as she jumped over the table.

The front of my jacket was torn to shreds as i scrambled backwards for the door. I only survived because, as she was standing over me, spittle covering her face, my mate ran in , distracted her with honey, then plunged his biro into her heart.

So yeah, we killed an endangered animal.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:19, 13 replies)
that was an unexpected turn
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:24, closed)
You fiends!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 0:04, closed)
why is it familiar?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 0:05, closed)
should have realised
its quite likely b3tards might be /b/tards as well. we are in a minority.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 0:08, closed)
I have yet
to see a candlejack on b3ta, perhaps it's your destiny to bring /b/ to us in small digestible bits.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 6:28, closed)
I love QOTW :)
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 1:25, closed)
Fucking epic
A+, 5 stars, would read again.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 5:16, closed)
unexpected bear
is good.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 5:48, closed)
The EffinDoubt weekly prize for Surrealism!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 7:50, closed)
that Sir,
was funny as watching midgets doing badgers, click
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 7:59, closed)
Excellent turn of events
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 9:32, closed)
I was all set to be righteously indignant about you playing some rnb tune on your phone
but you pulled it back very nicely.

made me do a double take
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:34, closed)
Unexpected bear!
*clicked* for wtf-giggles :)
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:13, closed)

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