I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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A couple of years ago..I was in Waterstones and found a sheet of those 'signed by the author' stickers. I stole it and proceeded to stick it on every copy of the Bible that they had in there.
And also - using the idea taken from Ross Noble - when in London last year there was a copy of the Bible in the bedside drawer at the hotel I was staying at. So, on the inside of the cover I wrote "Enjoy the read. All the best, love God xx".
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RememberThe cake is a lie.
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I prefer"For Eve - couldn't have done it without you"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 5:45,
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I'm stealing that one...'Cos it's excellent
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snee held his breath since, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 8:28,
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While inside the BACK cover..."If you have been affected by any of the issues in this story, please contact the Church of England for support on 02078 981000"
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