Repost, but it's from eons ago and deserves to be retold.
The brother of my best friend at school ran a business computer company in the DOS & Windows 3.1 days. one afternoon a customer who had bought a computer called in.

The conversation went pretty much as follows:
Techy: How can I help?
Woman: My computer won't work!
Techy: Can you be more specific please?
Woman: I don't know whats wrong, it's being weird and it won't do what I want!
Techy: Are there any messages on the screen?
woman: Well, it says my himen has been broken.

The phone was subsequently slammed down and the techy burst into fits of laughter, he barely managed to relay the story to his co-workers, who all burst out laughing too.
Moments later the phone rang, they managed to regain their composure and answer. The same woman was on the phone. 'Hello? I think we got disconnected, can you help me with my broken himen please?

She was helped in the end, but i could never look at Himem errors in the same light again.
( Muns, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:11, 1 reply)

Same story.
We used to have a customer who often visited the repair shop I worked at, she told another customer in the shop that I was great because I'd helped her out after her hymen went missing.

No Clicky for nicking my story but thanks for reminding me of her.
(ceeej, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:39, closed)