Here's a tale from a couple of years back:
We were installing an urgent upgrade to the mainframe. Management had given this job the highest priority, which completely stopped all work on improving the new fuel line de-icer which was meant to be bringing in the money.

You see, it was a morality module to stop her flooding the enrichment centre with neurotoxins.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:48, 6 replies)

Was it a triumph?
 
( bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:07, closed)

Variable p_Safisfaction not found: cannot state.
:D
( glasnt is playing herself off., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:04, closed)

And then there was cake
Bloody liars I tell you.

!
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:40, closed)

heh
DIM_CAKE_AS_LIE
(tb2571989 dies at precisely, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:00, closed)

but look at us!
Still talking, when there's science to do.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:30, closed)

Did you do what you must because you can?
For the good of all of you except the ones who are dead?
(sarahlicity, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:29, closed)