Can't remember her own fucking name
The caller's name is Jean Barnes (Name changed to protect the stupid)

Jean "I can't get my e-mail, it wants a password & I don't know what it is"

Me "Hold on, I'll look it up......Oh! Actually it's jeanbarnes, no spaces"

Jean "How is that spelled"

Me "!!!! j e a n b a r n e s !!!!"

Jean "I won't be able to remember that, I'd better write it down"
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:05, 10 replies)

Serious ?
Is that for real?
(amsterdam_neild, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:12, closed)

totally...
...for real
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:23, closed)

Well done for cutting and pasting an old Goon Show joke here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:20, closed)

totally...
...no experience of the goon show. This happened
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:23, closed)

Mate
just ignore him - he's an annoying cunt who's got nothing better to do with his time than try and wind people up on b3ta. Maybe he should go and find himself a girlfriend.
(Jelly God, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:25, closed)

a perfect example of why I 99% love & 1% hate the Internet
Information, experiences, criticism, loves, hates, laughs, cries, whatever can be instantly passed by anyone with a reasonable mindset connected, but cock-tasters can also interact. Bit of a shame.
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:31, closed)

Now this i like
this is good!
(Jelly God, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:22, closed)

Tch!!
Some people, eh?? Great post, sir - gave me a bit of a chuckle, this did. click!
( SpankyHanky, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:41, closed)

I should have added my unspoken thought...
...but it's YOUR NAME (Banging head on desk)as I did at the time
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:46, closed)

for real
I have encountered almost exactly the same. I bet almost anyone working 1st line or answering the phones gets at least one of these type of calls a week!
(mr_spongmonkey, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:45, closed)