IT SupportOur IT support guy has been in the job since 1979, and never misses an opportunity to pick up a mouse and say "Hello computer" into it, Star Trek-style. Tell us your tales from the IT support cupboard, either from within or without.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:45)
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My hammerI like 'Mr Thumpy' and (especially) the 'Gentle Persuader', but mine is known as the 'Scottish adjusting tool.' Gremlins are terrified into submission by the sight of it, but sometimes it gets carried away and things get broken.
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Scrumper, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:43,
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Which reminds memy g/f's office has a crowbar in the corner labelled "Office Master Key"
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chthonic, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:32,
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LARTUsed to work in a very geeky office of sys admins, they had a great big stick called the LART - lUser Attitude Readjustment Tool.
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