IT Support
Our IT support guy has been in the job since 1979, and never misses an opportunity to pick up a mouse and say "Hello computer" into it, Star Trek-style. Tell us your tales from the IT support cupboard, either from within or without.
( , Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:45)
Our IT support guy has been in the job since 1979, and never misses an opportunity to pick up a mouse and say "Hello computer" into it, Star Trek-style. Tell us your tales from the IT support cupboard, either from within or without.
( , Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:45)
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Being a martial arts grand master has its drawbacks
For a start you can't drink beer, go clubbing, or pig out on a nice madras every Friday night. Your body is a temple and its strictly forbidden to waste any of your precious lifeforce spluffing it up the nether regions of some filthy-minded concubine groopie up against a wall round the back of JJB Sports.
Instead you have to survice on a plate of noodles and a bit of mountain dew and teach the students how to do all that karate chop, walking-on-fire, death-grip bollocks.
Its a hard life, the life I've chosen, but someone's gotta work in haiiieee chi support, I suppose...
( , Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:30, 7 replies)
For a start you can't drink beer, go clubbing, or pig out on a nice madras every Friday night. Your body is a temple and its strictly forbidden to waste any of your precious lifeforce spluffing it up the nether regions of some filthy-minded concubine groopie up against a wall round the back of JJB Sports.
Instead you have to survice on a plate of noodles and a bit of mountain dew and teach the students how to do all that karate chop, walking-on-fire, death-grip bollocks.
Its a hard life, the life I've chosen, but someone's gotta work in haiiieee chi support, I suppose...
( , Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:30, 7 replies)
have a click...
...for making me smile and for making me think of another shit pun.
Although this is just another flying visit I'm afraid - but in my absence a few things have happened - hopefully with enough time and the right QOTW I'll be able to tell you about it.
( , Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:37, closed)
...for making me smile and for making me think of another shit pun.
Although this is just another flying visit I'm afraid - but in my absence a few things have happened - hopefully with enough time and the right QOTW I'll be able to tell you about it.
( , Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:37, closed)
Its a bit like knowing Batman
You move in mysterious ways, sir. Hope the plans for world domination are going well.
( , Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:51, closed)
You move in mysterious ways, sir. Hope the plans for world domination are going well.
( , Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:51, closed)
Mountain Dew...
...was never the same after PepsiCo bought them out...
( , Mon 28 Sep 2009, 17:13, closed)
...was never the same after PepsiCo bought them out...
( , Mon 28 Sep 2009, 17:13, closed)
Everyone is an arse kisser
you can have a click even though I didn't find it funny or in the least entertaining.
( , Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:47, closed)
you can have a click even though I didn't find it funny or in the least entertaining.
( , Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:47, closed)
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