tenuous at best
One morning I realized that my internet and cable TV was down and having tried all possible fixes I decided it was time to give the Virgin helpline a call. I also wanted to know why my cable box had taken such an offensive disliking to me:


Turned out they were carrying out maintenance in my area and the problem was sorted shortly, but they couldn't tell me why my hardware became so rude!
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:17, 5 replies)

At your cervix...
Well they are called Virgin 'cos they don't give a fuck.

Now all I need to do is get a joke in about DEVICE=C:\WINDOWS\HYMEN.SYS in there somewhere...
(ME-tan, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:56, closed)

You
should do some dusting.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:58, closed)

oh, that's not dust
it's just some old skin particles I keep lying around. Should probably throw them out but that just seems wasteful.
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:38, closed)

Hahahahahahahaha
excellent!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:23, closed)

pwned
:)

*click*
( snee held his breath since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:47, closed)