Bollocks.
This time last year I was frisking around with my kids on a sledge, as I couldn't get to work.

Today I'm sitting in my office, so fuck you and your Range Rover.
(username failed moderation, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:45, 1 reply)

^this
shooting down a massive snowy hillside on a wheelie bin lid is fucking brilliant!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:27, closed)

Try an old inner tube
bouncy and fast.

Though someone died near here last week doing that when he hit a tree in the dark.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:36, closed)

that's hilariously tragic
saw a middle-aged woman going down the same massive hill on a rocking horse last year. so funny, i almost peed.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:56, closed)

Try a sleeping bag
One of my workmates was telling me the other week about (I think) one of his brother's mates who rode a sleeping bag down a frozen gully. Apparently about as much friction as an ice cube on a pub bar. Hit a ridge at the bottom doing about seventy, went airborne, broke his leg when he landed.

The things people got up to in the days before You've Been Framed and YouTube, eh?
( eXOBeX, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 18:14, closed)

we used to do this at parties,
but with a twist. As many people possible would assemble themselves in sleeping bags at the top of a carpeted staircase and then simultaneously throw themselves over the top step.

We called it maggot racing and it was hilarious if often extremely painful.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:06, closed)