Hidden talentsRoger Boyes tells us: "I was once coaxed up on stage and did ten minutes of off-the-cuff stand-up comedy. Amazingly, I brought the house down. A few weeks later, having rehearsed like hell, I went back to the same stage and got hardly a titter. Well, sod that." Have you ever amazed yourself with hidden talents?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:44)
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I can cum over my own headas my mum found out when she brought me a cup of tea while I was in bed. I finished shooting yoghurt, shouted at her to fuck off, punched her throat out, downed the cuppa, commando rolled through the bedroom window, landed on next door's cat (which I then rugby kicked into a wheelie bin), got in my Honda Concorde, chuffed a massive line of chong, and burnt serious rubber to get the hell out of there.
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I believe this and think it should win.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 12:29,
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If he can't piss in his own mouth I'm not wasting my vote.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 19 Apr 2014, 12:52,
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