Hidden talents
Roger Boyes tells us: "I was once coaxed up on stage and did ten minutes of off-the-cuff stand-up comedy. Amazingly, I brought the house down. A few weeks later, having rehearsed like hell, I went back to the same stage and got hardly a titter. Well, sod that." Have you ever amazed yourself with hidden talents?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:44)
i have quite big boobs.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 19:29,
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Alright Snugglesacks.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 20:07,
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So do I
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Peej, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 20:18,
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Hairy and gelatinous
Were not included in her descriptions of her cheek warmers.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 13:26,
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Shame about the rest of you.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 20:56,
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those are chins, you fat mess
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 21:34,
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*Panders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:18,
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So does John Goodman.
But I'd rather be dry-fucked up the Gary by him than have one molecule of my body touch your poorly-fitted saddlebags.
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SlantedScience, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 0:33,
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Hahahaha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 18:49,
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and apparently you can tuck them into your belt
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:09,
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But are the nipples up to standard?
What are we talking here: Jelly Tots or Fruit Pastilles?
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:48,
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